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Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946. Lincoln was elected president in November 1860. Kennedy in November 1960. Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to the theatre. Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going to Dallas. Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse. Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre. Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson. Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson. The first Johnson was born in 1808. The second Johnson was born in 1908. -- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", Nov. 26, 2001