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Pittsburgh driver's test 4: Exhaust gas is a) beneficial. b) not harmful. c) toxic. d) a punk band. The correct answer is b. The meddling Washington eco-freak communist bureaucrats who say otherwise are liars. (Message to those who answered d. Go back to California where you came from. Your kind are not welcome here.)