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FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH PHRASES MEAN: #4 Consistent: Reviewee hasn't gotten anything right yet, and it is anticipated that this pattern will continue throughout the coming year. An excellent sounding board: Present reviewee with any number of alternatives, and implement them in the order precisely opposite of his/her specification. A planner and organizer: Usually manages to put on socks before shoes. Can match the animal tags on his clothing.