I found your file, and I shall give it to you in 3 seconds ...

We thrive on euphemism. We call multi-megaton bombs "Peace-keepers", closet size apartments "efficient" and incomprehensible artworks "innovative". In fact, "euphemism" has become a euphemism for "bald-faced lie". And now, here are the euphemisms so colorfully employed in Personal Ads: EUPHEMISM REALITY ------------------- ------------------------- Independent thinker Crazy High spirited Crazy and hyperactive Free spirited Crazy and irresponsible Outrageous Crazy and obnoxious Exotic Crazy with a pierced nose/nipple Cuddly Overweight Huggable/Zaftig/Rubenesque Fat (there's a lot to love) Big and beautiful Really Fat Fat 'n' sassy Really Fat and loud Svelte/Slender Anorexic Dynamic Pushy Assertive Pushy with a mean streak Feisty/Ambitious Would kill own mother for next corporate rung Demanding Will make your life a living hell Looking for Mr./Ms. Right Looking for Mr./Ms. Rich