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The three rules of international air travel: (1) Never fly on Aeroflot if you can possibly avoid it (this used to be Braniff or Aeroflot). (2) Never bet a whole lot of money on two little pairs unless you know *exactly* what you're doing. (3) Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.